The Obscene Phone Call

I RECEIVE AN OBSCENE PHONE CALL
RATHER FREQUENTLY,
THEY TEND TO BOTHER OTHER FOLK
BUT THEY’RE WELCOMED A LOT BY ME.
THERE’S PLENTY OF HEAVY BREATHING
COMBINED WITH A MOAN AND GROAN,
ALL THE ABOVE IS MAGNIFIED
WHEN IT’S TRANSMITTED BY MY PHONE.
I CHALLENGE! … “I KNOW YOU’RE THERE.
AND I KNOW JUST WHO YOU ARE!”
ALL TO NO AVAIL,
THERE’S NOT EVEN A “HA, HA, HA!”
THEN MY TINY LITTLE GRANDSON
GIGGLES IN ENDLESS GLEE
AS HIS MOTHER TAKES AWAY THE PHONE
AND STARTS TO TALK TO ME.

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